Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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