I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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