If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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