Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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