Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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go home
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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