Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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