What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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