I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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