i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have fence marks all over my body
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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