Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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