question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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