pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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