OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
