Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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