just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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