Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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