That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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