it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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