he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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