You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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