Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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