Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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