some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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