pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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