garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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