fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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