He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
