Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You made out with two different species that night
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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