walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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