What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
