After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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