Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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