After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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