i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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