i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
ok first of all what the fuck
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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