Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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