yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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