CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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