I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Who died my cat blue again?
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