There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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