i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Then you guys just all showered together...?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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