I must be too annoying 4 u.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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