eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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