I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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