What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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