Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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