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say what?
wanna hang out?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
birth control should be required to get into college
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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