My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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