chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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