if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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