Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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