It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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