I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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