he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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