the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize