For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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