i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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